How I Want To Die rules the perfect exit strategy

the perfect exit strategy

You've been warned

jingling all the way 💸

Bonus points if you bring snacks for the coven

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How I Want To Die rules the perfect exit strategyFinally, the perfect exit strategy. This t shirt captures the ultimate dream a cozy chair, a purring cat, and zero responsibilities (you know forever). For anyone whose love language is feline affection, this is your ride or die literally. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically morbid cute, its the ideal uniform for cat people, goth hearts, and anyone who wants to go out in style. Get yours and make peace with your happily ever afterlife.