Attempted Murder T-Shirt USA Time to get in the

Time to get in the Christmas spirit

who treats duct tape and zip ties as engineering tools

Light enough for hot July deck Saturdays

The perfect shirt for summer in Cape Cod

or "The Vineyahd" if you're local

Attempted Murder T-Shirt USA Time to get in theCrows: the shiftiest looking birds in all of nature. These two are up to something, you can just tell. Is it petty theft? Arson? Tax evasion? You can safely assume it's probably murder related. AND NOW TO OVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE: Based on old folk tales and superstitions, a group of crows is called a "murder". There are only 2 crows here, and that can hardly be classified as a group. So, therefore, they wouldn't be considered a "murder". They're trying