World's Tallest Elf Hoodie (Unisex) grandfather How am I still alive

How am I still alive

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**Width = Armpit to armpit across front of shirt

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I am what I am

World's Tallest Elf Hoodie (Unisex) grandfather How am I still aliveSanta's coming! I know him! Unisex 50% cotton 50% polyester hooded sweatshirts with a standard fit. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband. Imported. Made under strict anti sweatshop conditions. Size guide S M L XL 2XL Chest Size 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 Length* 24" 24. 5" 26" 27" 28" Width** 20" 22" 25" 26" 27" *Length = Back collar to bottom hem of shirt